- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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