- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Black People.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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