Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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im a selling a car

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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