why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Women.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Nice weather we're having.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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