Halo < COD

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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haha, you're an orphan

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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The Irish man was sober.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Potato.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Penis-Pump

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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