What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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I'm a like whore

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Where is my tractor?

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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