your a towel.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Gabe Mercado

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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