- Anti Joke

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

a man walks into a bar it hurt

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?