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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Facebook...

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Blarg

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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