Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Nice weather we're having.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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So. The gays. ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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