- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

Where is my tractor?

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

baby loves lalma

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

What abou three times

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Penis.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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