Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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asparagus

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Where's my shotgun

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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How do magnets work?

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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