Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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like for a handjob.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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A black guy with his family.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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