- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Gadaffi

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

A fat boy walked into a party

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

George Bush.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

stop it ryan vallee

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