- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

what is big and white? the moon

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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