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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Barack Obama

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Women's Rights

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.