- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

A seal walks into a club.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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