Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Women's Sports

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Women's rights

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

What's dead? Your mum.

Knock Knock. Come in.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Dick spice

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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