Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Anti Joke

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