- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

69, hahaha

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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