Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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