- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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