- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

lick my ballsack.... ok

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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