- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Chuck Norris.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Jake Bowar

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

"Up to 50% off."

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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