There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Pickles

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

A jew go out of a bar

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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