Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Your social life

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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