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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

i dislike sack in my mouth

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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