How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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who eats pencils asians

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Woman's Rights.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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