- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

whats really hot the sun

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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