A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Vagina-Boob

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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