- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

How much is an abortion? A life

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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