the jokes are repetitive on this site

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

ugh good riddance

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Is this a chair?

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

alert("The Game");//

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Where's my tractor?

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

A Banana wrote this...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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