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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

Are you a tree? No.

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

Yes.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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