What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Har har hey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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