Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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Women's Rights.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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