- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

what sucks? things that suck

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

I'm hungry.

America

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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