How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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