Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Society.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why is your face? Because.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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