What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

slaughter the mussies #EDL

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Anti Joke

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