A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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