A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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men's rights.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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