Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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