What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Women.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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girls basketball

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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