- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Woman rights.

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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