- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

rebecca is a hard worker

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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