The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

My pet rock died.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

You know what sucks? Yes.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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