Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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