Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

You smell like shit

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Today is May 18 2016.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Gianni

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

Women.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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