What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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You're Adopted.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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i cant think of one.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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I pooped my pants

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