- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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